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Remember when I told you I’d deliver a brand new Brokeass video every Friday? Well I lied. It’s been weeks! And just when you finally got over the hurt here I am again with a brand new Brokeass video on a Friday. And I did it to teach you a lesson. That lesson is: People [...]

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Admittedly, I’m a little late on this clip.  It’s from last week but it’s so gay, it defies an expiration date.  It’s preserved by gayness.  Or maybe it’s just nicely aged like a fine gay wine.  Mellow to the nose, a crispness on the palate, a clean, full-mouthed gayosity.  Or something. In case you’re wondering, [...]

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Dubbs, you can pretend to care about these grown-ass men if it makes you feel better about aging, but me, I’m clinging to youth until the cops yank me off. The NCAA Tournament is like when your cool-couple friends get married and everyone eats and gets drunk and dances until the reception hall smells like [...]

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I know everybody’s all wrapped up in March Madness right now.  I get it.  Believe me, I like watching goofy white guys from schools I’ve never heard of located in towns I don’t believe exist jack up three pointers for forty minutes as much as the next guy.  And there’s nothing quite like the thrill [...]

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Let’s be honest:  The last year or so has been rough for Michigan sports fans.  Between the rapid decline of the Pistons, the bottom falling out of the University of Michigan football program, the struggle to return to pre-sanctions relevance for the UMich basketball team, the Tigers’ woes, the Red Wings losing the Cup, and [...]

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J-Kwon Is Lost And Found

Apparently, rapper J-Kwon – whom you may remember from his ubiquitous 2004 hit “Tipsy” – was missing for a month.  And then, he was found. Okay, first question:  Who noticed he was missing? Second question:  Who the fuck talked? Seriously, we had a good thing going for a minute there.  And you had to go [...]

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The Boston Celtics have signed veteran Michael Finley.  Um… what for? Michael Finley is 37 years old.  The Celtics are already an old team.  Getting older by the second (but aren’t we all?).  I thought the idea here was to sign players who still had cartilidge in their knees… hence the Nate Robinson signing.  Do [...]

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It’s still Friday, isn’t it?  Okay, then. Let’s check out some of the best plays of the week. Lebron’s sick alley-oop that didn’t count: Shane Battier’s block eruption:

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It’s our birthday!  Just one year ago this time, our proud website baby came tumbling out of our minds’ butthole (We share one. Deal with that).  Although, to be fair, our baby has only really lived for about 4 months out of that year.  We’re underdeveloped, with a big head but little T-rex arms.  Fight [...]

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In Sunday night’s Spurs-Suns game, with 45 seconds left and the Suns down two to the Spurs, Phoenix steals the ball and Jason Richardson is off to the races: Whoooops.  Why, hello there, Doctor Creamy Jeans!  Wha’ happen? Now, look… this kind of thing happens to the best of us (which I guess explains why [...]

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